Don't say, "He trims his beard." Nope, he "engages in scissors-facilitated picking."
Nobody shaves. They just "engage in extreme trimming."
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15 comments:
Are you joining the ranks of the engagers or something?
whatever gave you that horrendous thought?
Is there any way you can make it that one can subscribe to comments without leaving a comment?
Or is it possible to get comments in google reader?
You can get an RSS feed of the comments.
Or else I can change the settings.
or "i was holding a ferociously beard interested baby who left with tiny fistfuls of evidence"
J
You better believe it-my niece Chaya just won't let go! I suppose it's a kaporoh for my having pulled all those girls' braids in school...
beards BEARDY BEARDS AND bears!!
...i thought you just say it "grew backwards"
`endofworld
i like endofworld's the best!
i feel for you boys who have been attacked by children. it's a lot easier for a girl to get her hair out of reach. but then again, you don't have to be worried that some child is going to grab your earring and then just keep pulling... ooh, that's not a pretty sight.
All goyish children are afraid of my beard. All frum kinderlach like my beard. Children of fried-out parents like my beard proportional to the validity of their mother’s Jewishness.
(I think I should provide my services to Israeli rabbinate. But then again…)
cheerio: have you forgotten the joys and trials of long earrings? or beaded necklaces? we got our own problems too, you know!
`endofworld
EOW - Excellent point. My cousin pulled my aunt's earring straight through her ear.
wait, le7 and endof - did you not read my comment? i mean, it's a little confusing, but not THAT confusing.
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